The Puffectionist: Gruntz from Sugar Hemp Farms
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Gruntz

from Sugar Hemp Farms

Date
08.16.2023
Batch Ordered
08.16.2023
Rating
  5/5
Total THCa
25%
All Cannabinoids
26.9%
Ratio
Indica 70%
Sativa 30%
Genealogy
GelatoxZkittlez
Top Terpenes
CaryophylleneMyrceneLinalool

Gruntz from Sugar Hemp Farms - A Unique Hybrid Experience

Genetic Background

Gruntz is a hybrid strain with a 70/30 Indica to Sativa ratio. Its genetic lineage traces back to the crossing of Gelato with Zkittlez, creating a unique blend of cannabinoids that we'll dive into in a moment.

The original breeder of Gruntz remains unknown, and there's intrigue surrounding its creation. Some believe that Gruntz may have been a product of internet hype before breeders capitalized on the hype, making the strain a reality and adding to the mystique of this odd but dank strain.

Effects and Experience

Upon opening the jar, the Gruntz strain greets you with a god-worthy, very loud odor, followed by a bright, light, and crisp scent. The buds are soft and fluffy, with a spongy texture that becomes even softer after grinding. The smoke is thicker than expected after smelling it, it h as an earthy and robust flavor but the limonene lends a minor note as well which I suspect is the terpene driving much of the aroma described, but not necessarily the flavor.

There's a sensation of expansion in the lungs, leading to a focused and energetic high despite its 70% Indica dominance. This unique characteristic may be attributed to the specific combination of terpenes, including Limonene, known for its uplifting properties. The genetic lineage, crossing Gelato with Zkittlez, and the complex interplay of cannabinoids, terpenes, and other compounds, create a holistic experience that defies the typical Indica/Sativa categorization. This "entourage effect" contributes to Gruntz's distinctive energizing effects, its truly unique as an Indica-dominant because it typically exhibits more energizing than calming effects in my experience.

Cannabinoid Profile:

  • THCa: 25.0%
  • Δ9 THC: 0.15%
  • CBGa: 1.70%
  • Total Cannabinoids: 26.9%
  • Other Cannabinoids: < LOQ (Below Limit of Quantitation)

Top Terpenes

  • Myrcene
  • Limonene
  • Caryophyllene

The combination of these cannabinoids and terpenes creates a complex and balanced profile, contributing to the strain's unique effects and flavors.

Final Thoughts

Gruntz genetic background, chemical composition, and effects make it stand out among other strains. For me, the mystery surrounding its creation and unexpected energizing effects add to the allure of this strain. The cultivation, packing, and distribution of Gruntz from Sugar Hemp Farms are top-notch. The buds are like a pillow and covered in trichomes. The packaging is discreet and professional, the website is probably the best vendor website I've used, and I can't recommend them enough for your next purchase. Check their drop clock at sugarhempfarms.com to see when their next drop is scheduled.


Gruntz from Sugar Hemp Farms 5/5

For the first time ever on this blog, we have a 5/5! Gruntz is a must-try for any cannabis enthusiast.

  • Overall
      5/5
  • Appearance
      5/5
  • Aroma
      5/5
  • Taste
      4/5
  • Potency
      4/5
  • Effects
      4/5
  • Cost
      5/5
    • Based on the total cost of $125.00 for 14 grams, which translates to $8.93 per gram, this rating may vary depending on the market and personal preferences.
    • According to market THCa prices, SHF falls into the upper middle tier of pricing; however, the quality of the product and the overall experience are top-shelf.

As always, these ratings are subjective and based on my personal experience. Your experience may differ, and I'd love to hear about it! Feel free to reach out to me on Instagram @puffectionist